411: Spam Poetry--About the Ladies

It's time for another installment of one of our patented blog innovations, Spam Poetry, where we compose a stirring ode solely from the subject lines of our junk emails. This one's all about the ladies. Enjoy.


Sheila wanted to show you her new toy
Marcia wanted to show you her new toy
Latoya wanted you to see her new toy
cant wait for luxury any more
Ejaculate like a Porn Star
Start winning
sickos Click
Can you call Edgar urgently?
Please ring Mattie urgently?
8 new messages from ladies for you.