DisConnected: And If The Plane Goes Down Over the Ocean, You Can Use Amanda Lepore's Breasts as a Flotation Device

Man, we thought we were paranoid, but it seems shutterbug David LaChapelle has us beat. According to Popbitch:

"David is convinced Avian flu is going to wipe out most of earth's population, but that the only safe place will be Hawaii. LaChapelle has bought a former nudist colony on Maui and is hoping to turn it into a bunker for all his friends, like Pamela Anderson. LaChapelle also likes to break wind loudly. So their future together should be interesting."

Spring break at LaChapelle's island! Whoo! Sounds like a cross between Cabo and Lord of the Flies.