DisConnected: The Mallard Fillmore Ellipsis Count

It's no secret we loathe right wing cartoon quack Mallard Fillmore and his egregious use of the ellipsis. So, without further ado, it's time to go to the tote board for our patented Mallard Fillmore Ellipsis Count™:



For January 11th the total count is--drum roll, please--six. six ellipses.

We promise we'll keeping hating on all these terrible comics strips until the "very special" Family Circus where P.J. comes out of the closet.