DisConnected: Pat Robertson Predicts Death and Destruction for U.S.

Dude, we were totally going to make our predictions for the new year, but religious snake oil salesman Pat Robertson totally stole our thunder. Seems ol' Pat got another one of his patented telegrams from God, and this one foretells another attack on the United States. According to the soothsayer:

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear. The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."

Our prediction: Britney stays drunk and slutty throughout '07. We feel kind of lame now.

Pat Robertson predicts 'mass killing' [Yahoo! News]