Person To Person Call: The Operator's Resolutions

Ah, a new year and with that, you can believe that we here at The Operator are nursing quite a hangover. What we did on New Year's Eve, we can't quite remember, but from the blurry pics on our camera phones it looks like we had a great time with a very effeminate young man... or was it a barely passable tranny... or maybe a very butch looking lesbian.

Anyway, once we regained consciousness and lamented about the unreadable tattoo on our ass, we resolved to never have another evening like December 31, 2006 again...or atleast for another year.

But that is not the only resolution we here at The Operator are resolving to do this year. Just like every well-intentioned American, we resolve to change things for the better in 2007.

Here is a list of a few of our resolutions:

1. We shall NOT post pictures of Britney's vagina (unless it is accommodating Justin Timberlake's dick once again)

2. We shall NOT mix xanax and vodka anymore (We have acquired a new signature drink- the P&V- Patron and Valium)

3. operatorLA will lose 15 lbs this year (our newest BFF, Nicole Ritchie, says it is oh so easy)

4. We will learn the last names of everyone we have sexual relations with this year!

5. We will continue to hate on Perez Hilton!

6. We will do our part to save the environment.

7. We will drive our SUV to the airport, hop an expensive gas guzzling flight to the arctic, don our seal fur coat and view the Polar Bears before they leave our planet forever.

Ah callers, we can just feel it in our alcohol saturated bones- 2007 is gonna be the Best Year Ever!