DisConnected: There's Something About Mary...Bulljism

We don't know from haircare, especially the way some of you ladies obsess over your tresses, but this news story totally skeeved us. Apparently, a posh London salon is using bull semen to give hair that much sought after shine. Via Yahoo! News:

Owner Hari Salem told media that he tried hundreds of products -- including wild avocados and truffle oil -- before hitting on bull semen as the elusive element in a formula for making hair look gorgeous.

You might wonder, as we do, how one makes the leap from seemingly normal household items, like the avocado, to something like bull semen? And who's going to let this guy test it on their hair, just to see if his hunch that it'll give your hair a healthy sheen will pay off? Luckily, there are no adverse affects.

"The semen is refrigerated before use and doesn't smell," Salem told the Metro newspaper. "It leaves your hair looking wonderfully soft and thick."

He said the treatment will remain on offer providing the bulls can keep up the supply.

Well, better keep the heifer porn in stock. If we can take one thing away from this, it's that we have a new favorite word: Bulljism. Go ahead, use it in a sentence. We think it has a lovely ring to it.