411: Girrelevant?

Again we don our writer's cap and quaff a glass of wine to bring forth another installment of our patented blog innovation, Spam Poetry, where we compose a stirring ode solely from the subject lines of our junk emails.

On fantasy
Or death
Or week be madcap
Cynicism
In connecticut
No variation where to deliver class drugs.

I'm sorry
Irreconcilable turkey
I as mexican
Do by live
Girrelevant.