911: I need an Ann Coulter Torture Doll

Oh god, as if operatorLA did not love Sean Penn enough, now word has come out that he tortures Ann Coulter via a tiny Barbie-like doll. God, he is Brilliant! Why didn't I think of this already? And since I didn't, where can I get one. I need it now. No longer would I have to scream ridiculously at the television everytime Coulter appears on the screen. No, I could take my anger and hostility out on a tiny voo-doo doll. Oh, how therapuetic!

If you know of someone who can make these dolls, please send one to me! It is an emergency.

via [towleroad]