Casting Call: "Extreme Makeover" desperate for gimps, tards and orphans

Here at The Operator we have been known to have our heartstrings tugged by a sappy reality show with good intentions. It's a little sick, however, when ABC goes skimming for tragedy with their wish list of "stories" to gin up the show. Now, if only we could find an ethnic cancer victim with Downs Syndrome who lost both parents in a car crash. Ratings gold!

[via The Smoking Gun]