The Directory: No Stone Unturned.

OperatorNYC doesn't like Mondays. Especially not ones fraught with divisive legislature and pitched partisan battles on Capitol Hill--that's totally Thursday news, guys. So, we've scoured the net for stories that may have slipped through the cracks.

Someone needs to keep Clay Aiken off the internet. [National Enquirer]

Kevin Federline appears in public dressed like a slob. Shocker! [The Daily Mirror]

Finally, a reason to return to organized religion. Cigarettes are a sacrament according to the Church of Smokiology. [Weekly World News]

As if the war in Iraq needed worse PR, Justin Timberlake is playing a Rambo-style Iraq war vet. [The Sun]

Do Not! Tell Angelina what to do. She'll pilot her plane 7 1/2 months pregnant just to spite you. [Star Magazine]


Phew. After all that craptastic news, OperatorNYC is feeling a little bit better about this week.