Star69: Nicole Ritchie Defies Physics
Ah, further proof that Hollyweird Celebrities do indeed possess magical powers. How else can you explain the fact that Nicole Ritchie is holding a handbag that is three times her body weight, yet she still manages to stand upright? It so thoroughly defies the laws of physics that even Einstein was seen pondering the mathematical possibilities.
And how does that bag not snap the twig she calls an arm?
One must also wonder what Ms. Ritchie is carrying in her handbag. Lord knows it is not her afternoon snack! Is it her entire wardrobe? Or are Calista Flockhart, Lara Flynn Boyle, The Olsen Twins, Portia De Rossi and Brittany Murphy stowing away? We must also keep open the possibility that Ms. Ritchie, having so mastered the laws of physics, has secured an entire parallel universe in her handbag. Yes, that is it! She has successfully negotiated STRAND THEORYand conquered all 11 dimensions to create an entire universe she can carry like a trendy lapdog.
Nicole Ritchie is a god!