Voice Mail: This is Sharon Stone...Leave a Message

Hey there Sharon, it's operatorLA! What is up girlfriend? I mean besides the hair. I hadn't seen you for awhile and then all of a sudden here you are, popping up everywhere and honey, it isn't pretty! Remember when we would go out all the time, back in the day. You were riding high from some good movies and we would hit the town. Girl, you knew how to throw down... and you didn't care what people thought. You rocked a GAP white cotton shirt with a couture skirt and everyone swooned. You were casual, classy and movie star glamorous. And now this! When you breezed by me on OSCAR night this year, I didn't get a chance to say "Hi!" or to let you know that your hair was a bit unkempt and askew. I just thought to myself that it must have been a bad day with the kiddies and you didn't have enough time to get ready. But honey, it seems you are making it a habit. Now I know that you haven't had an easy go of it lately. First your husband gets his foot eaten off by some strange, blood-thirsty, exotic lizard. Then you have a stroke and now, god help us, you are taking style advice from Jerri Hall. Ms. Stone, please get it together or we are coming over and stealing the curling iron and AquaNet. And we are praying for you honey, I mean Basic Instinct 2? Didn't you see what they did to Showgirls? Wait a second, I forgot that I love Showgirls. Anyway, give us a call Sharon, we will do lunch... and a fashion intervention. Love ya!