411: Monday Morning Links

OperatorNYC can't think of the possibility of going to war with Iran, not on a Monday. Instead, The Operator brings you the news that didn't make the front page.

Now we know what Whitney's doing in the bathroom during her crack binges. Hope she's got enough batteries. [National Enquirer]

Girls, girls. You're both pretty. You'll both end up...hopefully a footnote in the annals of pop culture. Yes, Jessica and Kristin, this means you. [Star Magazine]

Prince William is rocking the bling lately [The Sun]. He better watch it, though, cops be trying to snatch your bling right up out yo' grill [the Smoking Gun].

Well, OperatorNYC is sated for the time being.