411: Holy Moses!

We were so going to post something important, until it came to our attention that Gwyneth Paltrow just popped out her second kid with her annoying little he-bitch rock star husband Chris Martin. Congratulations. Except, hold on, she named the kid, a boy, Moses. First Apple, now Moses. Seriously, keep Gwyneth Paltrow away from the Bible. What's next--Cain, Gesthemane, Methuselah, Shadrach? It's not looking good for future members of the Paltrow/Martin brood.

We can't wait for the day when all the celebrity spawn -- Banjo, Pilot Inspektor, Rocco, Brooklyn, etc. -- all petition to change their name to something tame, like Bob.

[via Reuters]

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