411: Trouble in Spinsville!

Oh, no! With the Decider's poll numbers at an all time low, and gas prices at an all time high, how will our intrepid leader restore the people's faith? Why, with a bribe of course. The Decider will be doling out crisp one hundred dollar bills as a bribe rebate while still lining the pockets of his friends in the oil industry.

"Gee Decider, a whole hundred buckaroos? Gosh that's swell."

Tune in next week when the The Decider fights a cabal of crazed scientists dead set on making animal-human hybrids. Only on, The Decider.