411: We are so Suri

It seems that TomKat finally burst that Baby Bump, as Katie Holmes has given birth to a bouncing baby alien godhead girl.

Not ones to be outdone by other celebrities, the couple named their child something completely stupid, Suri. However, after much research and failed attempts at Scientology mind control, operatorLA has learned that Suri is actually the Dianetic prophet thought to herald the golden age of Xenu. Either that or they just liked anything that they could put fringe on top of.

In related news...Tom cruise is very full.

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