911: Tom Cruise is a Cannibal

Run, y'all. Seriously, run far, far away. The biggest threat facing our nation today is not Iran's nuclear proliferation, no, it is Tom BabyEatin Cruise.

This alien trapped in a human body, brainwashed puppet of a cult, this wacko has said in an interview with GQ magazine that he will be eating his baby's placenta and umbelical chord.

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I’m gonna eat the placenta, too. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there."

What bothers me most about this (outside of the fact that he is gonna EAT THE PLACENTA y'all!) is the fact that he is gonna do it right there. No waiting. It is like the fast food of birthing! When the doctor asks if he wants to cut the chord, we all know what the answer to that questionis going to be.

"Yes and get me a bib and a plate!"

It does make operatorLA wonder though: What kind of wine goes with fresh Placenta?

Via [SocialiteLife] via [The Sun]