411: We Told You It Was Coming

Like the Operator told y'alls, Scotty "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" McClellan has resigned as White House press secretary. Who can they get to replace such a blatant dissembler like McClellan? Wonkette has some ideas, but we think they'd be better off with a Chatty Cathy doll -- just pull the string and listen to the lifelike way she reiterates today's talking points.



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