911: Bush declares, "You meant that Snow"

In what can only be explained as a momentary lapse in George Bush's usually solid decision making process, operatorLA has learned that the president did not actually want Tony Snow for the job of Press Secretary.

It seems that when the President was told, "George, we were thinking about getting Snow in the Press Room." He mis-understood and thought that it was code to do some lines of coke on the podium.

But it all worked out for the best because now the White House can legally have someone from Fox News on their payroll.