ReCall: Annoying Celebrity News of the Week

Because it's not news until it's been flogged blogged to death, we feel we should follow proceedure and bring you the stories you love to hear ONE MORE TIME.

David Copperfield was robbed at gunpoint but fooled the assailants with his amazing sleight-of-hand. He then dumbfounded them when he drew their card, the ace of clubs, out of thin air.

Terri Hatcher suffered an eye injury on the set of Desperate Housewives when a lightbulb exploded. She's now wearing an eyepatch. Potentially embarrassing, but not as embarrassing as being caught fake making out with Ryan Seacrest.

Mick Jagger is filming a comedy pilot for ABC. Because Paul McCartney was unavailable and Bowie still has his dignity.

Britney is pregnant. Again. Oops. Can't wait for another cover story in People y'all.

Angelina Jolie is all agiggles. Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry and...wait, you're still with Brad Pitt. You don't get to cry.


There it is, in all it's trivial glory. We're going to wash our hands now. We feel dirty for passing all this rubbish on to you.