911: Four Horsemen, Rivers of Blood, etc.

We have no proof for this, besides an ever-growing sense of dread and visions of hellfire dancing before our eyes, but we're pretty sure George W. Bush is the antichrist, sent here to bring about the end of days.

We'll be doing apocalypse drills all day, hiding under our desk with a case of vodka and our xanax prescription. Speaking of, hey Dr. [redacted], where's our refill?

We have no proof to back up our assertions, but this site claims to, though it all looks like gibberish to us.