4.18.2006

DisConnected: Paris Hilton RANT

There is only one other female that operatorLA hates more than horse-face Jessica Simpson and that is Paris Hilton. Don't get him wrong, operatorLA tries not to harbor negative feelings towards people but these two bitches just yank his chord. And if it comes down to it, he actually has to give Jessica a bit more credit.

You see, atleast Mare Simpson really worked for her fame. She has a certain talent(if you are into that type) and has been working for years. She started out in the Christian Music scene and parlayed that audience into a pop career.

Paris Hilton is just a no talent hack. And after reading this article, operatorLA thinks she is full of shit. The article referenced talks of Hilton's newest seson of The Simple Life and her album that is due out in June. That's right folks, Paris is recording an album. And operatorLA bets it won't be that bad, look at what producers did for Britney.

operatorLA's favorite part of the article is the advice that Paris gives to her younger fans:
"I worked hard for all this. I tell girls that if you basically work hard all your dreams will come true."

what the fuck, ever! She worked hard? Really? Hard? I would like to hear her definition of that word. I bet her only direct exposure to anything like a menial job was the stunts she pulls on her show. And that is all for TV. And while we are on the subject- Nicole Ritchie is the only funny thing about that show. Without her, The Simple Life would be the television's equivalent of watching a black hole- a big, vacuous dump that sucks away all life.

operatorLa also loves how she gives "girls" tons of false hope. I mean, really, basically if you work hard all your dreams will come true. In theory yes, but c'mon Paris, the only reason that you have any of the success that you do is because you were bankrolled by your family's money and shoved your lanky looks and kittenish"whore" attitude into the throat of the media's desperate need for celebrity gossip.

Anyone could make themselves famous with a few million dollars and you know what that makes Paris- just common.

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