On The Line: "Damn, I was Drunk"
* actual conversation
operatorLA: Hey watson, how you feeling today?
Watson: Been better. I was DRUNK last night
operatorLA: Me too. I partied like a college freshman.
Watson:I know. I saw you throwing back shots at the bar.
operatorLA: OUCH! It was Jaeger. I am feeling it today.
Watson: I bet.
operatorLA: I saw you chatting up that bald headed guy.
Watson: Yeah, we exchanged numbers.
operatorLA: cool.
Watson: So you saw him.
operatorLA: yeah.
Watson: Was he good looking? I can't remember.
operatorLA: yeah, he was and sexy too.
Watson: Nice, I will call him then. Should I call today?
operatorLA: you know me, I don't play those games, I say call today.
Watson: you're right. I will. SHIT!
operatorLA: What?
Watson:I put his name in my phone but there is no number. I must have accidently deleted it. Damn, I was drunk.
operatorLA: Hopefully he calls you then.
Watson: Yeah.
operatorLA: I drove that stripper home.
Watson: really? Did you guys do it?
operatorLA: Nope, just dropped him off.
Watson: what did you talk about?
operatorLA: I don't remember. I must have accidently deleted it. Damn, I was drunk.
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