VoiceMail: It's Jake. I am OUT right now, well, not really out but not here...leave a message

what up! it's operatorLA. I wasn't going to say anything Jake. You know me, if it happens it happens- i don't try to make something out of it. (I think you know what I am talking about.) And besides, I have a new boyfriend every two minutes, so I don't take things too seriously. But I am a little peeved.

We had a REALLY good time together. I mean, a REALLY good time. And you said that nothing could come of it because you couldn't be OUT in your careeer and such. I get it. I don't think it's cool, but I get it. Middle America sucks. Especially for gay movie stars- so it is probably best that you keep things a tad bit "secret." I understood your need to be down low about certain "affairs." And then I saw some pics of you and that whore actor Austin Nichols. The first time it happened, I just told myself that it was two buddies out for a game- although I've seen that grin on your face before and it only happens when you see a basket that you really like.

Then there are more pics from a second game. I can't help but feel hurt Jake. I have slept with know Austin and can attest that he is a big ol' bottom cool guy, but this looks like dating to me! Were you just using me for my body? All that "closet" crap was just a way to not have me around?

Well, I am upset and I think the next time you call to fuck hang out, I just might not answer the phone. How do you like that?

By the way Jake, beards are the new faux-hawk. And I am not talking about Kirsten Dumbst.