Party Line: Easter Edition

The GOOD FRIDAY GOODS
Freeze booze always comes at a price. If you can fight your way through the hipster throng, the opening of the Love Brigade Boutique in Williamsburg is doling out free Yuengling and Magic Hat beer from 8-9. Best to RSVP to events@lovebrigade.com [via my open bar]

The Notorious Bettie Page opens. The Village Voice thought it was a bit of a bore, but they're into movies about more hardcore shit.

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT
Check out Guardians at the Culture Project, starring Lee Pace and Katherine Moennig (from The L Word). The play is really two intertwining monologues that ruminate on the Abu Ghraib scandal -- with Moennig playing a Lynndie England stand-in and Pace in the role of an opportunistic journalist.

If that's too heavy, you can always check out art-tard Taylor Mac's new show Red Tide Blooming at PS 122. It's described as an "aquatic musical bonanza" and deals with blah blah something gentrification homogenization blah blah Mermaid Parade Coney Island blah. There are puppets, though, and it is a musical.

EASTER SUNDAY
What, you're not going to be in church then going home to dye Easter eggs? Then help celebrate the new issue of My Comrade with a benefit at the Ukranian National Home. There will be two shows in support of the drag fag rag, with the usual suspects the Dazzle Dancers, Brandon Olsen, Dynasty Handbag, and even Austin "Project Runway Season 1" Scarlett on hand. $10 to get in, party lasts 7 PM-midnight. The after-party, well that's another story.

Go in peace, my children.