911: Celebrity moms are crazy!

We don't know what it is, but here at the offices of The Operator we have been trying to figure it out. Why, oh why, have all celebrity mothers gone fucking nuts? Really people, these chicks have flipped their collective lids.

I think it started with that android, Demi Morre when she and Bruce named their child Scout. Then came Valerie Bertonelli's kid, Wolfgang. Then Apple, Moses, Rocco, Suri, and Phinneaus.

But now comes word of a name so fantastical, so absurd and so unbelievably stupid that we have decided not to even write a joke for this post. The name says it all.

Geri Haliwell has named her baby girl:

BLUEBELL MADONNA HALLIWELL!