Call of the Wild!

Well, well, seems as if Mother Nature is finally getting fed up with us humans and is starting to release her armies of animal terrorists against us.

First a woman is mauled in her own home by a bear. See the story here.

Then a gang of unruly baboons have overtaken a South African beach community. See that story here.

President Bush will hold a press conference momentarily to announce his plans for dealing with these "radical nature fundamentalists." Bush is expected to call on the National Guard to build a fence around anything "orgasmic or nature orientated."

When asked if the President meant "organic" and not "orgasmic", Bush replied "These animal attacks have nothing to do with music, so I just sooner leave the organ out of it."