911: Venezuala

ok, kids, things is going down and they are going down quickly.

In recent days, Venezualan President Hugo Chavez has accused Ol' Georgie of committing Genocide. Then he said that Bush should be arrested by an international criminal court. We like a leader with a little pluck, especially when they are critical of our President, but it seems that the White house does not.

Later on the same day that Chavez made these remarks, the US Government banned any arms sales to Venezuala citing that their "government is not supporting counterterrorism efforts." Remember it is their whole, you are with us or against us deal. But was it merely a coincidence that these things were timed so closely together?

Now President Chavez is planning on visiting Libya and has also said that he may sell some US fighter jets to Iran.

In response, Bush said that America does not need to worry about a threat from Venezuala because he is placing National Guard troops at our border to the South. Then someone told him that the country to our South was Mexico and not Venezuala. Then Bush just pursed his lips, squinted his eyes, shook his shoulders, chuckled twice, mumbled something and said "well I thought Venezuela was in South America but my intelligence is bad."