VoiceMail: You've reached a Few Good Men- oo-rah!

hey there fellas, it's operatorLA. I just wanted to leave you a quick message. Now I know that things on the base can be hard. Lots of strenous physical activity, the possibility of going to war, long hours and not too many chicks around. Combine any of these factors with the overwhelming sexual urges of young men in their twenties and it must be like a bomb waiting to explode.

I was a Boy Scout, so I know the things that can happen when a bunch of randy guys are together for long periods of time. I get it. I understand. I also know that the government does not pay you guys very well, so your need to make some extra cash must be really pressing. But fellas, why risk jail time just to get your rocks off?

Next time you are in LA just ring The Operator's buzzer and I will certainly be willing to serve a few good men. I am totally Discrete and although I can't pay you, you won't have to worry about prison or any videotaped evidence. Well, you won't have to worry about prison!