DisConnected: Pat Robertson

Okay, operatorLA does not get it. It appears as if God is still sending messages to people ala the Old Testament. You know, the God appeared to me via a burning bush, flash of light, talking angel routine.

Except now He is just communicating through good ol' prayer. Atleast that is what Pat Robertson said. During Robertson's personal prayer retreat in January, he says that God warned him that the coasts of America will be battered with storms. Actually the exact quote was:

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms. There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

First of all, can we discuss his use of the phrase, "If I heard the Lord right about 2006." If he heard him right? What was it a bad connection? Was the Lord not clear about the year? It is 2006, can't the Lord switch to Verizon- their Network is everywhere! Less dropped calls.

Secondly, the Lord told him the coasts would be battered. Really? This is shocking, since most coastal areas are never battered with storms. I mean, not atleast since the beginning of time.

And isn't it funny that the Lord (kinda) told him this in January but Robertson waited until two weeks before Hurricane Season to reveal their discussion.

What a whack job!

In related news...

During operatorLA's recent personal alcohol and drug binge,he where he went out on a bender, passed out for a few nights, had sex with tons of people and talked with the Lord prayer retreat, the Lord told him that this year:

It will be cold in Antarctica
Britney Spears will take more bad photos
and George Bush will say something stupid