Chit Chat: Babies, Bums & "The Boy"

Pity the Piv. It seems that with all the fame and success of Entourage (and his new head of hair), there's one thing that still not A-list. Jeremy Piven's got a tiny dick, and his girlfriend ain't too happy. [omg blog]

Boy George is really not having a good year. He get's arrested, pisses off the judge, and now...his old band Culture Club have booted him and are on the lookout for a new lead singer. Tranny-looking vocalists, queue up. [modern fabulosity]

K Fed lounges by the pool in Miami. It's what he does best. Don't stare at his pastiness or flab too long, or your eyeballs will melt. [Dlisted]

Heidi Klum is pregnant with another Seal cub. [the superficial]

David Blaine, aka the Bubble Boy, is going to wow us next by suspending himself from the Brooklyn Bridge by his arms. For the record, we hate David Blaine. [Source]

Elizabeth Shue is pregnant. Wonder who she'll get to babysit? [Yahoo News]