Curtain Call: Casting About

Only a Lad is a new musical based on the songs of Oingo Boingo. Listen, Danny Elfman is a fucking genius, but come on. Think there's any chance they'll use the theme song from Weird Science? [Playbill]

If you've got the perfect costume to wear for the day, you may want to try hit the Grey Gardens EPAs. The show is re-tooling for the Broadway run, and as far as we know, only Christine Ebersole and Mary-Louise Wilson are returning. [Playbill]

The Rapture are totally biting Madonna's style. They're looking for a few good rollerskaters for their upcoming video [craigslist]

No Fatties! A modeling agency in *ahem* Jersey is looking for PETITE MODELS. We love when people use all caps. Really grabs our attention. [craigslist]