Chit Chat: Mocktails, Molesters & More

A Vietnamese court upheld the conviction of rock 'n' roll child molester Gary Glitter. Note to Michael Jackson: you should probably strike Vietnam off your vacation list. [Yahoo News]

Cher watches C-SPAN?!!! [The Lowdown]

Mocktails are the new trend. Start carrying flasks people, just in case someone serves you a "virgin" Sex on the Beach. [sploid]

Paris and Lindsay engage in a little dance battle. We'd prefer they go the old school route -- pistols at dawn. [People]

Another item from popbitch:

Lindsay Lohan was eating at the Spotted Pig gastropub in New York recently. She and her friends had commandeered the private room. When the group left, staff found that someone had vomited all over the room. Cue a frantic rush to clean up ready for the next reservation. And so poor Chelsea Clinton and friends satdown to dinner, with the room still stinking of bleach and ammonia.