Chit Chat: Morning Mentions

Courtney Love's soon to be released memoirs will include photos, journal entries and poetry. STD's sold seperately. [source]

Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman dating? Kinda hot. [People]

Meredith Vieira on her eating disorder. "I stopped eating. I spent a summer drinking Tab and only eating apples and Ritz crackers. I lost a lot of weight and almost became anorexic." Almost doesn't cut it. We guess you didnt' try hard enough, did you? [National Enquirer]

If someone has a flat to let ("apt. to rent" in Americanese) for the love of God let Geri Haliwell know. But make sure you get a security deposit. [The Sun]

We hate rich people. Kidding, we love you. Hamptons, this summer? Call us. [NYSD]