DISconnected: K-Fed UP!

Nice one K-Fed. The white trash look wasn't garnering you any good attention, so you tried a switch- go for the clean cut, suave guy approach. Smooth Move. But we aren't buying it, K! You can't fool us queers as easily as you can a naive, nice-hearted, white-trash loving, this close to a trailer park, girl from Louisiana.

Although these pictures from US Weekly are nice, and we will admit that you look almost sexy in one or two of them, we aren't buying anything that you are selling. I mean, just look at the photo that we posted- It looks like you are wearing one of you dad's old suits that does not fit properly. Or maybe you found the suit lying on the floor next to your wife's bed and thought it was yours, when really it was this guy's on the right------>

And we loved some of the quotes:

On his media conspiracy theory: "The same day Dick Cheney shoots someone, they've got me on the cover of MSN [Web site]. It's life they're diverting attention from what's really going on."

No, they were not diverting attention K-Fed, they were just hoping you were the one who had been shot!