Wiretap: Paris Hilton's Muzak ViDeo

Paris is poised to foist her new "music career" on the public with her lead single "Stars are Blind." The video has Paris going for a sexy, Chris Isaak-type romp in the sand, but it comes off looking like someone hired Herb Ritts to direct a tampon commercial. Paris is about as sexy as our last case of genital warts.