Chit Chat: Vaguely Gay

Meatloaf is suing the songwriter of Bat out of Hell to the tune of 50 Million dollars. That's quite a pound of flesh, Mr. Loaf. [Google News]

We guess "Vaguely Gay" is the new "I only experimented once -- at Boy Scout camp. " [AfterElton.com via pop candy]

Ya know the "five-second rule" about dropping food? Turns out it's scientifically accurate. So go ahead and eat that french fry off your cat hair covered floor. It's fine. [via !!omg blog!!]

Macy's makes waves by removing a gay window display. Side note, we'd love to see a gay remake of the movie Mannequin. Anyone else? [Boston Herald via Drudge Report]

Kevin Federline is jealous of the "manny," who's been a shoulder for Brit to lean on and even bought her flowers. We so told you -- the manny is totally going to be husband # 2. [via Defamer]

Hugh Jackman is so not gay. Really. He's just getting ready for his hot nude yoga class. [A Socialite's Life]