Voicemail: You've reached Matt, brah. It's a nice day at the beach so I won't be answering. Leave a message.

ummmm, hi Matthew. It's me operatorLA. Ok, I hope this message doesn't sound to nasty. I am a little upset but I am handling my anger the way you taught me, yoga and weed. Matthew, what is up with the triad you have going with Lance and Jake? It used to be just you and me, a bong and some bongos. I haven't heard from you in forever. I know communications in your mobile home are a little difficult to handle sometimes, but I need to hear from you, dude. I caught you on the beach the other day, doing yoga and working out all by yourself. We used to do that together, brah. What happened? And Jake doesn't like you the way I like you. He is just using you because of your sexy credibility. Don't even get me started on Lance Armstrong. Doesn't he only have like one ball now? What fun is that? Matthew I hope that we can get together soon and hang. The weather has been great and I would be up for some 420, a bike ride, yoga at the beach or some intense man loving. Just like the old days.