411: Penelope Cruz Still Contractually Obligated to Tom Cruise
Professional beard Penelope still under contract with Tom? That's the only explanation The Operator can think of as to why she was dragged out to verify the existence of mystery baby Suri. "She's really beautiful. She's one of the most beautiful babies I've ever seen," the actress dutifully recited from her Cruise-approved talking points.
This whole Suri thing is starting to freak us out. All these Scientologists keep seeing the baby and are then sent forth into the world to herald her beauty. First Jada Pinkett Smith and Leah Remini, now Penelope. How long before Kelly Preston and Lisa Marie Presley are called on to proclaim to the hills the existence of the Cruise/Holmes wunderkind?
[via newsvine]
Tom Cruise ; Penelope Cruz ; Suri
2 comments:
Ok...so I can understand why Tom wouldn't want people to know that he's gay...there could be a million reasons why...but what I don't get is why he has such power and mystique surrounding him...Scientology is weird enough by itself...but now it seems as though Tom is the 'Don' of a new mafia....hmmm...
The southpark guys put out a thing saying the reason Mel Gibson didn't get in super trouble is that scientology controls hollywood, not the jews. I know the jews don't control hollywood, nor does the gay mafia (or do they) but the standard anti-semetic reasoning is that the jews do. or did. Hail Xenu
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