Chit Chat: Ho's, Mo's & Sugar Tits

Paris Hilton is not a big ol' ho. Er, right. She's still as dumb as a box of dildos, though. [Yeeeah!]

Al Reynolds gets a late night booty call from some dude; Star is one step closer to a meltdown. [A Socialite's Life]

Rob Schneider absolutely refuses to work with Mel Gibson. He must've learned this hardline tactic from all the folks who refuse to work with Rob Schneider. [WOW Report]

Clay Aiken's new album is gayer than all his online chat sessions and motel-room buggering combined. [D listed]

Kid Rock married Pam Anderson cause she's a great lay. Well, we're pretty sure it wasn't for her insights into Proust. [The Bosh]

This is sugar tits calling. You can now download a ringtone that reenacts Mel Gibson's drunken rant. [Faded Youth]