DisConnect: Team Fire Crotch vs. Team Oily Girly

We still wish that stupid celebrity feuds were settled in a more old school manner, say pistols at dawn or a discreet assassination, but for now we'll have to settle for good ol' media manipulation and a clever catchphrase. If you've at all followed the "Fire Crotch" debacle, then you'll appreciate Gallery of the Absurd's suggestion that Lindsay Lohan start a Brandon Davis backlash by giving him the moniker "Oily Girly."

We here at The Operator are no Lohan lovers, but when the other side counts Paris Hilton and uber-douche Scott Storch as members, we're definitely siding with Team Oily Girly.


Fire Crotch vs. Oily Girly[Gallery of the Absurd]


Lindsay Lohan ;Fire Crotch ;Brandon Davis ;Oily Girly ;Celebrity Feuds