The ring-A-Ding: Karr Just Wants To Be A Star, No Birthday For Freddie In Zanzibar, Saddam Has Seen His South Park

Wow, John Mark Karr is a special kind of crazy. Not only did he want to "worship" Jon Benet Ramsey as the goddess that she was but he felt she "was more powerful in death." Sounds like he thought she was a character from X-Men. And he wanted Johnny Depp to play him in the movie about Benet's murder. Karr believed the movie could make one billion dollars. operatorLA can only envision Karr saying this phrase like Dr. Evil. And as much as we worship Johnny Depp, even he is not the right kind of crazy to pull off a role like that. [via 365 gay]

Freddie Mercury is from Zanzibar. Freddie Mercury is Gay. Zanzibar is a mostly Islamic Island. Islam leaders don't like the gay "lifestyle." All of these factors= no birthday celebration for the late Mercury who would have been 60 this year. [via 365 gay]

We love South Park and we especially love the South Park movie. Call us queer but how can you not love a cartoon, satirical musical that has Saddam Hussein and The Devil in an abusive gay relationship. Well, it has been revealed by the makers of hit cartoon TV show South Park that Saddam Hussein has seen his cartoon movie debut. God, operatorLA would have loved to have been in his prison cell that night. "Here you go Saddam, a bucket of popcorn for you, now just sit back and relax, we have a great film for you to watch this evening." [via Pink News UK]

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