411: BumperNuTs

Ok, so unlike the real thing, these nuts serve no purpose whatsoever. Unless, of course, you consider having another stupid way to show people how macho you are as a purpose. As if the big, gas guzzling truck with the american flag sticker wasn't doing it for you.

Bumpernuts are, well, a totally cosmetic set of...nuts that hang from the back of your automobile, truck or motorcycle.

Why? We haven't figured that out yet. We love a good set of low-hanging balls so it seems odd that we are so weirded out by this concept. Maybe it is the lack of other appendages. If you are prominently displaying a set of balls, does that mean the guy driving is the only dick?

However, we might consider getting a pair if they come in hot pink.


Bumpernuts ;NASCAR ;Machismo