411: Gay Gene Hunt is ON

Researchers at Evanston Northwestern Healthcare Research Institute are the latest to try to find a genetic link to the origins of homosexuality. At Evanston, scientists are focusing on gay brothers. The Molecular Genetic Study of Sexual Orientation is hoping to find 1,000 pairs of gay brothers to donate blood samples for DNA analysis.

While finding a "Gay Gene" has proved ellusive, we here at The Operator have come up with a few things the scientists might want to look for to make their search easier:

1. The pink coloured genes that are clustered in their own "dna gay ghetto"
2. The gene that moved into a bad part of the strand but has now increased the property value of the genes around it.
3. Genes whose jeans and t-shirts cost $500 but look like they are from thrift stores.
4. Any gene watching Project Runway.
5. The gene drinking a Cosmo.