*69: Perez Hilton

ok, operatorLA will admit it. He is a bit envious of Perez Hilton. Why, you may ask? Well he is getting quite a bit of attention lately and operatorLA is an attention whore. However, operatorLA doesn't understand why Mr. Hilton is getting all the press or why he would even be considered for Details "The Power 50."

Let's consider what Perez does. Ummmm. Hold on, we have to think here. He... oh yeah, he sits on his fat ass and just writes about celebrities on a mediocre website. That's powerful?

And let's not forget, he also has a great knack for showing up to events looking like a hot gay mess.

operatorLA has met Perez Hilton a few times and let me tell you Perez, you are no Michael Musto.