911: Queer Killer on the Loose

We stumbled upon this little story this morning and were quite alarmed. British police are warning gays to be wary of who they befriend after a convicted killer failed to return to prison from a day release pass. Lee Dewhurst had been incarcerated at the Prescoed open prison in South Wales. Two months ago he walked out of the facility and police say they have no idea where he is.

First of all, we know that Europe is all progressive and shit but who gives a convicted murderer a day pass that allows them to leave prison?

Secondly, we feel for those poor British queers. Now when they meet a man who shares the same wrench and tool fetish that they do, they have to think twice before allowing said man to tie them up and indulge in some role play.