Chit Chat: News of No Consequence

Robbie Williams shows us where he likes it. [New, Now, Next]

Get a grant to make your very own homoriffic comic book. [Newsarama]

Gwyneth Paltrow is such a dog. [Goldenfiddle]

Britney Spears is naming her new child Jailynn. That doesn't bode well for the future. [PopSugar]

John Travolta makes a sorry-looking woman. [DListed]

Ellen Degeneres discovers blogs. Bitch better not try to crib fellow lebsbian gabber Rosie O'Donnell's crazy-ass haiku writing style. [Jossip]

Moby is not so impressed by the Suri Cruise P.R. circus. [moby.com]