411: Hello, Dolly!

Contrary to homophobic rhetoric, there is no gay agenda, nor do we seek to corral America's youth into our little cult of Sodom.

If however, we were looking for a recruitment tool to lure children to the fold like the penis-lovin' Pied Pipers they paint us to be, we'd go wit the Carol Channing Ventriloquist's doll from JC Penny.

We're pretty sure there will be a few raised eyebrows if young Johnny is thumbing through the catalog and puts this item on his wish list.

But forget the kids, Christmas is around the corner, and if you want to buy your favorite blog a gift, we'll take one of these dolls. We've already been practicing saying "Corn? When did I eat Corn" in our best Carol Channing voice.

Hell House and Other Horrors [Lady Bunny]
Carol Channing Ventriloquist's Doll [JC Penny]

Carol Channing ;Dolls ;Homosexual Agenda