411: Keeping Up With the Joneses

So, following in the altruistic footsteps of Brangelina, Madonna is rumored to have adopted a child from Malawi. As we are celebrity-obsessed and in need of constant validation, we've contemplated the idea of adopting a needy orphan from one of the far corners of the globe. But where? There are so many options. So we look to you to help us. Listen, we don't want to get all Sally Stuthers on you, but you best vote and help us out. We have to keep up a certain status level, okay, and nothing says "I'm globally conscious" like an adopted, third world child.