The Ring-A-DIng: Gay Animals Mate, Gay Rumours About GOP Gov Candidate, Man Learns: Don't Decapitate

Ah, to humans it is the love that dare not speak it's name, but in nature it is just another call of the wild. The birds and the bees may sometimes be gay, according to the world's first museum exhibition about homosexuality among animals. With documentation of gay or lesbian behavior among giraffes, penguins, parrots, beetles, whales, and dozens of other creatures, the University of Oslo Natural History Museum concludes that human homosexuality cannot be viewed as "unnatural."

Wow, what happened at the Republican Convention. It seems someone dropped some gay juice in the pink punch. Republican are the new blacks- keeping everything on the DL. Florida Attorney General Charlie Crist has been the subject of speculation for several years but on Wednesday a political opponent used National Coming Out Day to say he's known for years that Crist is gay.

If you read The Operator regularly then you know that we think Lesbians are Crazy. But we don't think they are crazy enough to want to saw their heads off. Well, not everyday atleast. There was that one lesbian boss who continually called operatorLA "skippy" and made him serve grilled cheese sandwhiches to cross dressers- we wanted to saw her head off sometimes. Seemslike some other guys think like us. A 46 year old man faces a life sentence for the murder of a woman who broke up with him after coming out as a lesbian. James Seaton was convicted Thursday of the murder of Jacqueline Queen. The jury discounted Seaton's excuse that he was suffering a mental illness. At his trial the court was told that Queen was likely still alive as Seaton began sawing off her head in a frenzied fit. Her blood soaked body was discovered wrapped in a sheet on a quiet North London street last November.